The one in the middle is a Shiny New Widescreen

It's on! I've set up the new PC; I now have five PCs in the house, three on this desk! How sad is that.

I forgot how PC manufacturers like to patronise users though - AOL my arse - and all my webpages are labelled with the name printed on the box. That can bugger off too.

OK back at work today, which means I now have to switch on PC #3 and spend the next 30 minutes sorting out three weeks' worth of spam.

Wish me luck, I'm going in!